the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
