just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
