you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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