I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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