doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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