If that was your dad, he is hot
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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