maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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