bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Randomize
