hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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