I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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