well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I need to sanitize my soul.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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