Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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