I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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