We won't sleep together?
Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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