is your mom at the bar?
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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