you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Say something about gay babies.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
