Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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