bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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