): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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