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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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