why didn't you poke me back
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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