Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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