At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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