Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
whose ass print is on the piano?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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