It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Still dying that you shit outside
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
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