apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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