Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
she pinky promised me she was 18
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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