Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
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