You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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