im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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