I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
from now on my penis is your penis
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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