Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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