let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
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