i just wanna soil my oats bro
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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