i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
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