he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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