She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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