well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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