The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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