Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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