She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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