He is an equal opportunity slut.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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