Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Barsexuality is the new black.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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