god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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