i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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