I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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