WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Randomize
