dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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