stop calling my apartment porn island.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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