I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
