last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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